Saturday, December 14, 2013

Baby Characteristics of 12 Signs

Which Baby are you ?

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY


Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY


Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted . Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself -heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt.

It doesn't matter how many people you share this with, just remember if you enjoyed reading it, your friends will love it too.

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Why Boys get Blocked on Facebook


Why Boys get Blocked on Facebook

Boy:What's your Name??

Girl: Palak and you?

Boy: Paneer

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What's Up?

Boy: Uttar Pradesh.

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl : tu soya hai...??

Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!

*Gets Blocked Instantly*

Girl : see ya!

Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !

*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.

Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more.

*BLOCKED!!!*

Boy- Thank you

Girl-My pleasure

Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar

*Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever*

And the best one

After fight:

Girl: Tum mujhe manaate hi nahin!

Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? Ya Holi?

*BLOCKED!!!

 
 
 
 

How to keep a wife happy . . . .

How to keep a wife happy . . . .

It's really not difficult to make a wife happy.
A husband only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a man
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a bug exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Never stress her
50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space

VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* her favorite color
* her favorite flower
* her favorite gem
* her favorite fragrance
* her favorite memories
* her favorite holidays
* her favorite friends
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage
* her favorite food
* her favorite restaurant
* any arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY

Just leave him alone....... And he'll be Happy !!!!
Wife: Give me your phone for a second

Husband: Wait let me switch it on.
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder.
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out goin calls.
Delete incomin calls.
Delete mms.
Delete what's app.
Delete bbm.
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.

Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!

Wife: No No I just wanted to see
the time.....

Husband: Time puch bhi to sakti thi ....
 
 

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

how can i live without my friends....!!!

I've learnt
many things
from my friends.
.
.
They taught me
d tricks 4 stupid activities.
.
... .
They gave me money
when i was empty in canteen.
.
.
They taught
how 2 laugh without any
reason.
.
.
They gave me
d trick 2 pass without
studying.
.
.
They taught me
how 2 stand smartly while
being scolded...
.
.
But
still I have a complaint.
n wats dat ??
.
.
They didn't teach me
how 2 live without them....!!!

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Yeh hai Jindagi _Poem [Reality]


Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai. . .Khana khane ke liye. . . .
✅Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye. . . .
✅Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai. . . .
✅Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt  hi nahi hai. . . .
✅Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai. . .
✅Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai. . .
✅Koi apno ke liye roti chod deta hai. . .
✅Koi roti ke liye apno ko chod deta hai

✅Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai.🌐
✅Kabhi waqt mile to sochna. . . .
✅Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!
✅Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!
✅Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar ladte he to rishte kho jate hai.
✅Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya. . . .
Dimag Me Agar Printer Hota Toh
Khayalo💭 Ke Printout📑 Nikal Lete...

Mann Me Agar Bluetooth Hota Toh
Bhavnao💬 Ko Transfer🔁 Kar Dete...


Dil Agar CPU◼ Hota Toh
Sabki Yadon😴 Ko Save Kar Lete...

Dhadkan Agar Pendrive📏 Hoti Toh
Zindagi Ka Backup🔂 Le Lete...

Kashhh......

Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti,
Toh
BACHPAN😇 Restart🔄 Kar Lete.........
send to u r closest ones...... 

 Translation in Hindi

 
तक चलता है गरीब Dur. . . खाना Khane के लिये. . . .
✅ अमीर meelo चलता है के लिये खाना pachanga. . . .
Kisi ke Khane के पास ✅ लिये इक वक़्त nahi hai की रोटी. . . .
Kisi ke पास ✅ चूहा Khane के लिये वक्त हाय nahi hai. . . .
✅ lachaar कोई हाई हाई आईएसआई लिये beemar. . .
✅ beemar कोई हाई हाई आईएसआई लिये lachaar. . .
✅ कोई Apno के लिये चोद deta hai चूहा. . .
✅ के लिये कोई चूहा को चोद deta hai Apno

✅ ये दुनिया भी हैं कितनी Nirali. 🌐
Sochna को ✅ कभी वक़्त मील. . . .
✅ कभी छोटी सी पे चोट लगने रटना,
आज दिल पे tut 'जाने भी हैं सम्भल मोर्चे!
✅ Pehle गुंजन dosto कश्मीर sath बवासीर,
dosto आज की हाई यादों मुझे ढेर!
भी ✅ Pehle ढीले कल रोज kam था,
आज इक बार वह हाई खो मोर्चे रिश्ते ladte लिए.
✅ सच bahut kuch ने ज़िंदगी मुझे शिखा व्यास,
जेन कब MDO को इतना बड़ा बना दिया. . . .
DIMAG  हम अगर होता तो  प्रिंटर
Khayalo 💭 प्रिंटआउट 📑 nikal के lete ...

मान  हम अग्रवाल ब्लूटूथ  होता तो
Bhavnao 💬 को कर देते ... स्थानांतरण 🔁


अगर दिल  सीपीयू ◼ होता तो
Sabki 😴 यादों को
कार lete सहेजें ...

धड़कन  अग्रवाल PENDRIVE 📏 होती हैं तो
इसके अलावा जिंदगी बैकअप 🔂 ले lete ...

Kashhh ......

   जिंदगी एक होती  कंप्यूटर,
तो
बचपन 😇 पुनरारंभ 🔄 कार lete ...    ......
उर निकटतम लोगों को भेजने ......

Friday, August 30, 2013

🌐 WORLD FACTS 🎭



😇 You can only dream about faces you have already seen. Your brain cannotmake up new ones when you're dreaming.

The harder you concentrate on falling asleep, the less likely it will happen.

There is no word you can write using only the bottom row of the keyboard.

😑 The human mind spends 70% of it's time replaying memories & creating scenarios of perfect moments and situations.

⏰ Don't use a song you like as an alarm to wake up. You'll end up hating it.

Laughing for 15 minutes benefits the human body the same as sleeping for 2 hours.

When you wake up around 2-3 am without any reasons, there's an 80% chance someone is remembering you.

After an argument, more than 85% people tend to think of all the clever things they should have said.

Listening to music has been shown to lower stress levels, lower blood pressure, increase concentration and even relieve pain.

The sentence "A nut for a jar of tuna." is the same when read backwards.

⌚ A “moment” technically means 90 seconds.

🍫 Chocolate is about five times more effective than cough syrup when suffering from the common cold.

😴 No matter how hard you try, you can never remember how your dream started.

There's a 96% chance at this very moment you are waiting for something that will never happen.

Emotional pain lasts for 10 to 20 minutes, anything longer is actually self inflicted by over thinking, making things worse.

👥 You see yourselves 5 times more attractive in the mirror than you really are, thanks to your brain.

99% people get scared when a text reads "can i ask you a question?"

Friday, June 21, 2013

Uttarakhand Flood 2013: Kedarnath under debris Aman Kumars Paper



 Ab to logo ko samajh jaana chahiye ki murti mein bhagwan nahi hotey.....shiv ji ki murti beh gayi....
Aur jo jinda wapas aaaye hain wahan se wo shayad ye maan chuke hongey ki ishwar sab jagah h.....god is everywhr either in ur joy or in ur suffering only he remaings constant.........

http://hindi.oneindia.in/astrology/2013/what-astrology-says-on-kedarnath-disaster-249994.html
— feeling annoyed